1996 Archive: The TV Guide Marker

Using a red felt-tip pen to draw neat circles around every single afternoon broadcast of Matlock in the weekly television listing magazine.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Looking at a grandchild wearing regular-looking spectacles that s...read more »

Keeping an ultra-thin modern smartphone locked inside a massive, ...read more »

Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, co...read more »

In 2010, growing older meant facing a world that was suddenly det...read more »

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms ...read more »

In 2004, growing older meant resisting a world that was suddenly ...read more »

In 2012, growing older meant surviving the predicted Mayan apocal...read more »

Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the...read more »

In 1995, getting older meant entering a world dominated by printe...read more »

Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpe...read more »

Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condense...read more »

Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently agains...read more »

In 2024, growing older meant navigating a world where people were...read more »

@Quake_Fragger06/04/1999 18:00M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Msdos_Expert10/16/2014 08:37DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Gladiator_Proximo06/23/2010 16:14Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Beavis_Cornholio12/03/2007 04:49I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Goosebumps_Kid07/07/2008 13:15Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Woman_Yelling_C05/24/2007 17:20The cat is just sitting there laughing!