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2022 Legacy: The “Bio-Metric” Check in Kherson

Why the scan? To find the “Collaborators” before they have time to change their “Profile Picture.”

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran05/04/2015 14:52Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy10/29/2010 22:19Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Cast_Away_Wilson09/01/1997 14:36WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Space_Jam_Lola11/18/2005 02:32Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Flickr_User_0407/29/2011 14:04A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Clans_Leader_9901/12/1996 14:12Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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