Why the scan? To find the “Collaborators” before they have time to change their “Profile Picture.”
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
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Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
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