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2019 Vintage: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market

The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame Spoilers, Old Town Road & VSCO Girl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King08/30/1995 18:31I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Harry_Potter_0110/29/2002 00:11Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@X-Gen_Mark08/16/2003 20:58This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Skate_Or_Die_9909/20/2015 22:27Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules04/19/2006 11:56Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Pirates_Jack_S08/24/2001 00:55But you have heard of this joke!
@Reservoir_Joe01/16/2005 15:19Professional humor for professional people.
@About_Dot_Com05/09/2003 11:31The human guide to online humor.
@Flickr_User_0407/17/1997 01:11A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Troll_Face_Real02/20/2006 16:15Problem? No, just laughs!

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