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2013 Vintage: The Bee

 I’m “buzzing” with every notification.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic02/03/2003 11:21That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Forrest_Gump_Running01/06/2009 09:23Laughing is as laughing does.
@Avatar_Na_vi07/15/2003 02:36I see you... laughing!
@Fight_Club_Member11/28/2014 09:49I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Trainspotting_Rent03/09/2000 06:19Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Evil_Kermit_M12/09/2012 09:24Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Blogger_Default08/22/2015 16:38Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Clans_Leader_9910/17/1997 03:57Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Illidan_Blind05/16/2009 22:13I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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