I’m “buzzing” with every notification.
Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Laughing is as laughing does.
I see you... laughing!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!