One, but they have to look very sophisticated and “status-ready” while doing it.
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Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
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