Why did the parade feel so royal? Because Chris Martin’s bells and strings made walking to the end of the driveway feel like a revolution in a French castle.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Classic. Simply classic.
My followers need to see this!