2018 Archive: The GDPR Launch
Why did everyone get 500 emails about “Privacy Policies” in May? Because the EU decided that “Data Protection” means clicking “I Accept” on every website… Read More »2018 Archive: The GDPR Launch
2017 Vintage: The Iceland World Cup Qualification
Why was the “Viking Clap” going to Russia? Because a country the size of a shopping mall qualified for the World Cup, making everyone else… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Iceland World Cup Qualification
2016 Vintage: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s technically a mountain range. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition archive.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Suitcase
2016 Archive: The Villanova “Piccolo Girl”
Why was she the face of the tournament? Because her crying while playing the flute after a loss was the most relatable thing on TV.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Villanova “Piccolo Girl”
2016 Classic: The Laptop “Bezel-less” Hype
Why was the screen so big? Because the “Edge-to-Edge” display meant there was more room for the manager to see his own confusion. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Laptop “Bezel-less” Hype
2016 Archive: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it… Read More »2016 Archive: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
2016 Classic: The Cursed Child
A guy asks for a “Harry Potter” drink. The bartender says, “The story should have ended years ago, just like this conversation.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Cursed Child
2015 Archive: The Sisters Movie
“We’re throwing a house party!” “We’re 40. A ‘house party’ means herbal tea and being in bed by 10:30 PM.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Sisters Movie
2015 Classic: The Windows 10 Upgrade Blockade
Unplugging the entire home desktop tower from the wall outlet because a persistent popup window keeps demanding that you upgrade the computer’s operational programming. Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The Windows 10 Upgrade Blockade
2015 Legacy: The Heart
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m looking at the price of the ‘Edition’ gold watch!” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch &… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Heart