The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it makes the readings look like a retro arcade game.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
In 2009, church life was fully adapting to the social media explo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition
In 2022, church life experienced a massive, joyous return to the ...read more »
40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition
In 2008, church life was trying hard to remain culturally relevan...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition
In 2002, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
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41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2007, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.