I’m a vine. I’m just whining.
Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Top tier web animation humor!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Problem? No, just laughs!