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2017 Vintage: The Iceland World Cup Qualification

Why was the “Viking Clap” going to Russia? Because a country the size of a shopping mall qualified for the World Cup, making everyone else look bad.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George04/14/2007 21:36What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Ace_Ventura_Pet02/15/1999 04:09Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Modem_Meltdown09/02/2010 07:54My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Pirates_Jack_S01/29/2008 02:38But you have heard of this joke!
@Ghostbusters_V04/14/2007 07:21Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@First_World_P08/06/1997 23:43My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Netscape_Now_B09/04/2000 19:27I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@PopUp_Blocker_X02/15/2002 22:14I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Last_Commenter12/10/1999 06:38Saving the best laugh for last!

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