Why did every boyfriend in 2004 hate Ryan Gosling? Because he set the bar so high that unless you build a house with your bare hands and write 365 letters, you’re basically a failure.
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
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Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
The power of three... laughs!
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I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!