2013 Legacy: The Prisoners Movie
“Where is my daughter?!” “She’s at sleepaway camp, Hugh. You dropped her off this morning.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Prisoners Movie
2013 Vintage: The Saving Mr. Banks
I told her I’m Walt Disney. She said, “You’re just a guy with a mouse problem in the garage.” Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Saving Mr. Banks
2013 Legacy: The Coffee Price
Why did the lawyer sue the $10 cold brew? He argued that the “nitrogen infusion” was a non-billable gas. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Coffee Price
2012 Classic: The YOLO
A guy orders ten shots of Absinthe. The bartender asks, “Are you sure?” The guy yells, “YOLO!” (You Only Live Once). The bartender says, “True,… Read More »2012 Classic: The YOLO
2012 Legacy: The Taylor Swift
“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” My wife sings this every time I leave the room. I think she’s trying to tell me something.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Taylor Swift
2012 Legacy: The Launch of the Raspberry Pi
Why was the computer $35? Because someone decided that a PC should be the size of a credit card, making everyone feel like a hardware… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Launch of the Raspberry Pi
2012 Legacy: The Wedding Video
She’s trying to sell the “Doomsday Edition” of our wedding video, which features her predicting the end of our marriage every five minutes. Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Wedding Video
2012 Legacy: The “Tide Pod” Logic (early)
Why was the intern staring at the dishwasher? (Never mind, that joke is 5 years too early—let’s stick to Gangnam Style). Part of the 80… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Tide Pod” Logic (early)
2012 Archive: Gotye – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
Why was the breakup talk so colorful? Because the song was everywhere, and we were all just “some relatives that you used to know” by… Read More »2012 Archive: Gotye – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
2012 Archive: The Shadow
I’m “lurking” on the internet. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified