2009 Vintage: The Square
I’m “boxy.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: Megan Fox’s Double Whammy
Why was she nominated for Transformers and Jennifer’s Body? Because in 2009, her primary job was looking surprised while things exploded behind her in slow motion. Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: Megan Fox’s Double Whammy
2008 Legacy: The “Paper Planes” M.I.A.
Cash registers and gunshots as a beat. It’s the coolest song of the year, even if I don’t know what she’s actually saying. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Paper Planes” M.I.A.
2008 Legacy: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2007 Legacy: Best Rock Song
Why “Dani California”? Because it’s the only song that manages to summarize the history of rock and roll in four minutes while mentioning every state… Read More »2007 Legacy: Best Rock Song
2007 Classic: Best Country Album
Why Taking the Long Way? (The Chicks again. They basically had to hire a moving truck for their trophies). Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2007 Classic: Best Country Album
2006 Legacy: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why did Tsotsi win? Because South Africa reminded the world that “Redemption” is a universal language. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash,… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Best Foreign Language Film
2006 Vintage: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the blogosphere. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Choice
“Should we get the GPS or just use the map?” “Let’s get the GPS, I want to hear a robot tell you you’re wrong for… Read More »2006 Archive: The Choice
2005 Legacy: The “Since U Been Gone” (Still)
Kelly Clarkson is the queen of the 2005 radio. You cannot hide from the high notes. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Since U Been Gone” (Still)