Why did Slumdog take it? Because the movie moves faster than a New York minute on a Mumbai train.
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2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
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38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!