2004 Vintage: The Notebook Tears
Why did every boyfriend in 2004 hate Ryan Gosling? Because he set the bar so high that unless you build a house with your bare… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Notebook Tears
2002 Classic: The Coffee Bean
Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Classic: The Coffee Bean
2001 Classic: The Life of Pi
One, but they have to share the ladder with a Bengal tiger. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket… Read More »2001 Classic: The Life of Pi
2001 Archive: The Wikipedia Fight
“I checked it on Wikipedia!” “And?” “It turned out she was right, but I edited the page for five minutes just to taste victory.” Part of the… Read More »2001 Archive: The Wikipedia Fight
2001 Archive: The Getafix Pill
“My doctor gave me the blue pills.” “And?” “I feel like Obelix—I fell into the potion and the effect won’t wear off.” Part of the 51… Read More »2001 Archive: The Getafix Pill
2000 Legacy: The “Green Mile” Snub
Why didn’t it win? Because three hours of a magical man in prison was apparently one hour too many for the voters. Part of the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Green Mile” Snub
1999 Vintage: The “I Want It That Way” Mystery
Tell me why… no, seriously, tell me why this song is so catchy despite the lyrics making zero sense. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The “I Want It That Way” Mystery
The 56k Modem Struggle (1998)
Source: Classic Email Chain Archive. You know you’re living in 1998 when:
1998 Legacy: The Neon Flyer Strategy
Printing the annual parish picnic announcement exclusively on eye-straining, neon-yellow paper so that families cannot pretend they mistook it for a grocery store coupon insert.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Neon Flyer Strategy
1998 Classic: The Blue Pill
My doctor gave me a prescription for Viagra. I asked him if there were side effects. He said, “Only one—your wife will start hiding from… Read More »1998 Classic: The Blue Pill