2011 Legacy: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too sharp.” “I can see the exact moment you stopped trying,” she complained. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Digital Photo
2011 Legacy: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri &… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Walk
2010 Vintage: The Eminem “Recovery” Era
Why the “Love the Way You Lie”? Because Marshall Mathers traded the accents for raw emotion and Rihanna features, proving that he was still the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Eminem “Recovery” Era
2010 Vintage: The Black Keys “Brothers”
Why the “Tighten Up”? For the duo that proved you only need a garage and a soul rhythm to win a Grammy. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Black Keys “Brothers”
2010 Legacy: The Burj Khalifa Opening
Why was the centerpiece so tall? Because the world’s tallest building opened, and the centerpiece reached such heights it was officially a flight hazard for… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Burj Khalifa Opening
2010 Vintage: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Ivana
2010 Vintage: The Inception Defense
Why did the lawyer represent the “dream thieves”? He argued that a crime committed inside a dream is “subjective hearsay” and lacks physical jurisdiction. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Inception Defense
2009 Classic: The WhatsApp Debut
Why did the lawyer hate WhatsApp? Because he couldn’t charge a “telecommunications surcharge” for a message sent over free Wi-Fi. Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »2009 Classic: The WhatsApp Debut
2009 Legacy: Megan Fox’s Double Whammy
Why was she nominated for Transformers and Jennifer’s Body? Because in 2009, her primary job was looking surprised while things exploded behind her in slow motion. Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: Megan Fox’s Double Whammy
2009 Classic: The 2009 Economy
“I found a penny!” “Is it lucky?” “In this market, it’s a diversified portfolio.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad… Read More »2009 Classic: The 2009 Economy