2001 Archive: The Getafix Pill

“My doctor gave me the blue pills.” “And?” “I feel like Obelix—I fell into the potion and the effect won’t wear off.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »

In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »

In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »

Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »

"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »

In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »

Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »

In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »

In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »

In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »

"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue07/14/2010 10:08Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam03/24/2009 10:45I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Zoolander_Derek07/06/1998 03:14What is this? A joke for ants?

@Harry_Potter_Hermione12/22/2001 21:42It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Leave_Britney_A03/04/2006 01:32Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Midi_Background06/09/2004 14:46Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Neopets_Trader12/03/2005 19:00Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Shut_Up_Money08/24/2010 05:45Shut up and take my laughter!