A guy orders ten shots of Absinthe. The bartender asks, “Are you sure?” The guy yells, “YOLO!” (You Only Live Once). The bartender says, “True, but you’ll be wishing you lived zero times tomorrow morning.”
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
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The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
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