Why did the world stop in November 2019? Because The Mandalorian introduced a creature so cute that even the toughest bounty hunters—and the entire internet—decided that protecting… Read More »2019 Vintage: Baby Yoda (The Child)
Why was Geralt so grumbly? Because Henry Cavill proved that a silver wig, a bathtub, and a song about a coin were the perfect ingredients… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Witcher (Netflix)
Why John Cena? For a family comedy that was so “safe” it actually managed to be dangerous for the audience’s brain cells. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Playing with Fire” Vibe
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2019 Archive: The Search
I just found out my quiz about “Which Disney Princess are you?” was actually a data harvesting operation. I’m Ariel, but with less privacy. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The 2018 Facebook “Cambridge Analytica” Scandal
Why did the boss’s watch call emergency services? Because he dropped his pen and the watch thought his life was over. Part of the 71… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Apple Watch “Fall Detection”
Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using three heavy hardcover manuals and a plastic three-ring binder during quiet reading hour. Part of the 36 School… Read More »2018 Archive: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Bank Vault
Why did the guns have no shells? Because each round cost $800,000—making it cheaper to just throw actual bars of gold at the enemy. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Zumwalt” Ammo Crisis
Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.” Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Little Sun
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