2023 Vintage: The “Banshees” Snub
Why did it lose all 9 nominations? Because the Academy decided that cutting off your fingers is “Too Dark,” but hot dog fingers are “Just… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Banshees” Snub
2022 Legacy: The Midjourney V3
Why was the intern “Art Directing”? Because he learned how to type “/imagine” and now he thinks he’s Steve Jobs. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Midjourney V3
2022 Classic: Best Rap Performance
Why “Family Ties”? Because Baby Keem and Kendrick Lamar proved that family business is the best business. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Classic: Best Rap Performance
2021 Archive: The E-mail Priority
She’s started using “Confidential” mode for her recipes. She says she doesn’t want her secret for “Spiteful Gravy” getting into the wrong hands. Part of… Read More »2021 Archive: The E-mail Priority
2021 Vintage: The Scientist
“We launched the James Webb Telescope to see the beginning of time, but I still can’t see the dust on this fan.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Scientist
2021 Vintage: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the Dogecoin tree. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The “Chaos Walking” Burn
Why Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley? For a movie where everyone can hear each other’s thoughts—and most of those thoughts were “I wish I was… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Chaos Walking” Burn
2020 Legacy: The Mank Black-and-White
Why Gary Oldman? For another movie where Gary Oldman plays an old man drinking scotch and talking about the “good old days” of Hollywood. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mank Black-and-White
2020 Legacy: WandaVision (Hype)
Why was the suburban couple living in a black-and-white sitcom? Because we were all trapped in our houses, and imagining we were in a 1950s… Read More »2020 Legacy: WandaVision (Hype)
2020 Classic: Sourdough Obsession
Why was there a weird jar of goo on the counter? It wasn’t a science project; it was Mom’s “Sourdough Starter,” and she treated it… Read More »2020 Classic: Sourdough Obsession