Why did it lose all 9 nominations? Because the Academy decided that cutting off your fingers is “Too Dark,” but hot dog fingers are “Just Right.”
Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2023 “Multiverses, Hot Dog Fingers & The Brenaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Vintage: The Best Original Song
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2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
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2025 Classic: The Best Sound Editing
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41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition
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2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
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43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition
In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
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Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why was The Zone of Interest so technical? Because silence is the...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Found a real treasure with this one.
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Top tier web animation humor!