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2018 Vintage: The Apple Watch “Fall Detection”

 Why did the boss’s watch call emergency services? Because he dropped his pen and the watch thought his life was over.

Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018 “GDPR & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve11/05/2014 04:07Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Dorm_Room_Hero09/18/2002 14:27My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
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@Best_Viewed_IE412/15/2009 12:12Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
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@IMVU_Chatter11/28/2009 11:393D laughs are the best!
@Trogdor_Burn09/11/2007 09:33Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Tablet_User_1010/23/2005 23:13Tapping my way to a good mood.

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