Why did the guns have no shells? Because each round cost $800,000—making it cheaper to just throw actual bars of gold at the enemy.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
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I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
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