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2019 Vintage: The Witcher (Netflix)

 Why was Geralt so grumbly? Because Henry Cavill proved that a silver wig, a bathtub, and a song about a coin were the perfect ingredients for a fantasy hit.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex05/22/1999 20:09I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Beavis_Butthead02/27/2003 03:56Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Kazaa_Leecher05/05/2001 11:33I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@First_World_P01/20/2005 05:42My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Epic_Fail_Guy12/23/2014 16:40This joke is an Epic Win!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost10/10/2014 05:13Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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