1997 Vintage: The First DVD Player
Why was the businessman the envy of the cabin? He had a portable DVD player that cost $1,000, weighed 5 pounds, and the battery died… Read More »1997 Vintage: The First DVD Player
1997 Classic: The Departure
“Take care of yourself,” the doctor said. “Because your insurance definitely won’t.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry”… Read More »1997 Classic: The Departure
1997 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my friend in ’97! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Tank
1997 Archive: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the fish was “caught with a positive attitude.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition… Read More »1997 Archive: The Restaurant
1996 Classic: Best Reggae Album
Why did Shaggy win for Boombastic? Because in 1996, there was nothing more majestic than a man with a voice like a bear singing about… Read More »1996 Classic: Best Reggae Album
1996 Vintage: The Jerry Maguire Pitch
I’ve shouted “Show me the money!” at my ATM three times this week, and so far, it has only shown me “Insufficient Funds.” Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Jerry Maguire Pitch
1996 Legacy: The Camel Trophy
Why did every man want a Defender? Because they watched one Land Rover drive through a puddle on TV and thought their trip to the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Camel Trophy
1996 Archive: George Foreman Grill
Why was the meat so dry? Because Dad got a new machine that “knocked the fat out” of everything, leaving the turkey with the texture… Read More »1996 Archive: George Foreman Grill
1995 Vintage: The Carpenter
“Measure twice, screw in once.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Archive: The Boy Scout
One, but they’ll use a magnifying glass and the sun instead. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified