Why was the businessman the envy of the cabin? He had a portable DVD player that cost $1,000, weighed 5 pounds, and the battery died during the opening credits.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Heh heh heh. Good one.