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2000 Vintage: The “Digital Soldier” Prototypes

Why did the 2000 soldier look like an electronics store? Because the Army thought that if you strap enough wires to a Private, he eventually becomes a “Force Multiplier.”

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero04/23/1999 19:57I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@SpiderMan_Tobey07/26/1998 22:22With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Cyber_Traveler10/20/1995 14:11Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Rewritable_CD07/23/1999 00:13I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Hansel_So_Hot03/13/2009 13:16That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Ancient_Aliens_G08/20/1999 09:46I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Infoseek_Explorer05/12/1997 12:11Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

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