Why did the 2000 soldier look like an electronics store? Because the Army thought that if you strap enough wires to a Private, he eventually becomes a “Force Multiplier.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.