2005 Classic: The Million Dollar Baby
A guy orders a drink and says, “Protect yourself at all times.” The bartender says, “I’m the one with the bouncer, pal. You’re the one… Read More »2005 Classic: The Million Dollar Baby
2005 Classic: The Walkman Telephone Flex
The rich kid who showed up with a Sony Walkman phone, acting like he was an elite corporate executive because his mobile could hold a… Read More »2005 Classic: The Walkman Telephone Flex
2004 Archive: Best Male R&B Vocal
Why Luther Vandross? Because his voice was smoother than a velvet suit on a heated floor. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2004 “Shake… Read More »2004 Archive: Best Male R&B Vocal
2004 Legacy: Kill Bill
Vol. 2: Why did Bill finally die? Because Uma Thurman used the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, which was much faster than waiting for a… Read More »2004 Legacy: Kill Bill
2003 Classic: The Bill Cosby Snub
Why were there jokes about him? Because he received the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award, but everyone was more focused on why he was wearing a… Read More »2003 Classic: The Bill Cosby Snub
2003 Archive: The 30-Second Acceptance Speech
Why was it failing? Because when a winner sees their agent in the front row, they forget that time is a linear concept. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The 30-Second Acceptance Speech
2003 Archive: The Ice Cube
An ice cube says, “I’m the only thing in this bar that’s actually cool.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo &… Read More »2003 Archive: The Ice Cube
2002 Archive: The Caps Lock
I’M A SHOUTER. I’M JUST “BIG-HEADED.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Euro Coins in Circulation
Why was Bush skeptical of the Euro? Because he couldn’t believe a whole continent agreed on a currency when he couldn’t get Congress to agree… Read More »2002 Archive: The Euro Coins in Circulation
2002 Archive: The Avril Lavigne “Sk8er Boi” Look
Why were there so many girls in neckties and tank tops? Because “he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any… Read More »2002 Archive: The Avril Lavigne “Sk8er Boi” Look