Vol. 2: Why did Bill finally die? Because Uma Thurman used the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, which was much faster than waiting for a third movie.
Part of the 32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
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The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
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