2008 Archive: The Final 2008 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Hopeful”? Because the year was ending, a new era was beginning, and we finally figured out how to use the touch-screen… Read More »2008 Archive: The Final 2008 Vibe
2008 Archive: The Vacuum
She says the Dyson has “more personality” than I do. Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Vacuum
2007 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
Why did Letters from Iwo Jima win? Because the sound of “Honor” is very difficult to record in a studio. Part of the 41 Oscars… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
2007 Classic: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the Apple Store. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing exactly one inch away from the automated supermarket register to verify that the laser computer properly applied a fifteen-cent discount to a container of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Grocery Scanner Audit
2006 Archive: The DVD Chapter Selection Trap
Getting locked in the animated main menu loop of a rented movie for forty-five minutes because nobody can find the actual “Play Movie” option on… Read More »2006 Archive: The DVD Chapter Selection Trap
2006 Vintage: The Heroes TV Show
“Save the cheerleader, save the world.” “I’d settle for saving the leftovers from your brother, he eats everything.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Heroes TV Show
2005 Vintage: The Shatner & Spader Duo
Why the Boston Legal hype? Because watching two men drink scotch and smoke cigars on a balcony is the peak of 2005 masculine drama. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Shatner & Spader Duo
2005 Classic: The Wikipedia Crackdown
Why did the history department head look so angry? Because forty different essays on the industrial revolution started with the exact same sentence, proving that… Read More »2005 Classic: The Wikipedia Crackdown
2005 Classic: The Million Dollar Baby
A guy orders a drink and says, “Protect yourself at all times.” The bartender says, “I’m the one with the bouncer, pal. You’re the one… Read More »2005 Classic: The Million Dollar Baby