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1996 Vintage: The Jerry Maguire Pitch

 I’ve shouted “Show me the money!” at my ATM three times this week, and so far, it has only shown me “Insufficient Funds.”

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Win95_Fanatic06/22/2003 21:40This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Y2K_Ready04/30/1998 14:35If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa04/08/2013 02:11They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Offspring_Guy07/04/1996 12:39The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Goosebumps_Kid11/24/2013 03:33Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Transformers_OP11/16/2013 19:13Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Prodigy_User_X09/07/2012 11:05Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Leeroy_Jenkins02/26/2015 04:22At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Annoying_Orange01/15/2012 19:45Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Grammar_Nazi_9903/28/2006 09:52Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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