2006 Legacy: Night at the Museum
Why were the kids talking to the turkey? Because they were waiting for the sun to go down so the bird would come to life… Read More »2006 Legacy: Night at the Museum
2005 Archive: Best Metal Performance
Why “Whiplash” by Metallica? Because even after 20 years, Metallica’s “old stuff” is still better than everyone else’s “new stuff.” Part of the 36 Grammy… Read More »2005 Archive: Best Metal Performance
2005 Archive: The “My Name Is Earl” Vibe
Why did the uncle have a long list? Because he was trying to make up for all the “bad things” he did to his siblings… Read More »2005 Archive: The “My Name Is Earl” Vibe
2005 Vintage: The Kanye West “Gold Digger”
Why was everyone on the beach nodding their heads? Because Jamie Foxx and Kanye created a holiday anthem that wouldn’t leave your brain. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Kanye West “Gold Digger”
2005 Legacy: The Difference
What’s the difference between a surgeon and a carpenter? A carpenter doesn’t get to kill his mistakes. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Difference
2005 Classic: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive archive.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Java
2004 Archive: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the dictionary? For listing “Integrity” before “Invoice.” Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine… Read More »2004 Archive: The Library
2003 Classic: The Brad Garrett Repeat
Why did he win Supporting Actor? For playing a giant man who lives in his brother’s shadow, proving that height doesn’t equal happiness. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Brad Garrett Repeat
2003 Vintage: The British in Basra
Why did they wear berets? To show the Americans that “Soft Hearts and Minds” works—right up until it doesn’t. Part of the 39 Military Jokes:… Read More »2003 Vintage: The British in Basra
2003 Legacy: The 1.44MB Floppy
Why was it still there? The traveler found a floppy disk in his bag and realized it was the “technological equivalent” of a fossil. Part… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 1.44MB Floppy