2009 Archive: The Michael Jackson Farewell
The “This Is It” rehearsals showed us what could have been, and the whole world spent the summer doing the moonwalk in tribute. Part of… Read More »2009 Archive: The Michael Jackson Farewell
2008 Vintage: The “Closer” Ne-Yo
He’s coming closer, and the beat is getting more “Euro-dance.” 2008 is shifting the sound. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Closer” Ne-Yo
2008 Classic: The Digital Camera Huddle
The short-term mission team returning with a single 5-megapixel digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny 2.5-inch LCD screen on the back… Read More »2008 Classic: The Digital Camera Huddle
2008 Vintage: The Twilight Volturi
“I’m an ancient vampire.” “You’re an ancient accountant with a bad back. Go to sleep.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Twilight Volturi
2007 Vintage: The Laptop Resolution
Why was 1680×1050 the “Pro” move? Because you could finally see your calendar and your regret at the same time. Part of the 82 Office… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Laptop Resolution
2007 Classic: The “Non-Lethal” Microwave Ray
Why was it still in testing? Because the lawyers were afraid that “Accidentally Cooking the Enemy” might be a PR problem. Part of the 41… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Non-Lethal” Microwave Ray
2007 Archive: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive… Read More »2007 Archive: The Crash
2006 Legacy: Night at the Museum
Why were the kids talking to the turkey? Because they were waiting for the sun to go down so the bird would come to life… Read More »2006 Legacy: Night at the Museum
2006 Archive: The Devil Wears Prada Quote
Why did the receptionist stare at my shoes and sigh? Because she watched The Devil Wears Prada and now thinks my “business casual” is a crime against… Read More »2006 Archive: The Devil Wears Prada Quote
2006 Classic: The Floppy Disk Retirement
The pastor sadly tossing a plastic box of colored 3.5-inch floppy disks into the trash because the new parish office computer doesn’t even have a… Read More »2006 Classic: The Floppy Disk Retirement