1999 Archive: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the ball is about to drop! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1999 Archive: The Harry
1998 Legacy: The Lab
“We found something in your blood.” “What?” “A very small piece of 1997.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Lab
1998 Legacy: Practical Magic
Why were the aunts so “witchy”? Because Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman made midnight margaritas look like a legitimate Halloween ritual. Part of the 37… Read More »1998 Legacy: Practical Magic
1997 Vintage: Deep Blue vs. Kasparov
Why did Grandpa lose at chess? Because he claimed that if a computer could beat a Grandmaster, he had every right to lose to a… Read More »1997 Vintage: Deep Blue vs. Kasparov
1996 Classic: The Bulls 72-10
Why did other NBA teams even bother showing up? To get an autograph. The Bulls won 72 games, and MJ proved that 1995 was just… Read More »1996 Classic: The Bulls 72-10
1996 Archive: The Haircut
She asked me what I thought of her new perm. I told her it looked like a sheep that got struck by lightning. Part of… Read More »1996 Archive: The Haircut
1995 Archive: The X-Files Snub
Why wasn’t it winning the big drama awards yet? Because the Academy still thought “The Truth is Out There,” but the “Emmys are Right Here”… Read More »1995 Archive: The X-Files Snub