Why were the aunts so “witchy”? Because Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman made midnight margaritas look like a legitimate Halloween ritual.
Part of the 37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Reptilian" (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
This is why we need the internet.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!