1996 Archive: The Haircut

She asked me what I thought of her new perm. I told her it looked like a sheep that got struck by lightning.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my...read more »

We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappag...read more »

In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »

My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »

The wife said: “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hus...read more »

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven y...read more »

My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »

Did you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the l...read more »

In 2003, everyone was learning to "just keep swimming" while tryi...read more »

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of...read more »

My wife and I had a big fight, so she called her mother and said,...read more »

Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.I told my wife her...read more »

Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" ...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan03/30/2012 06:16Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@XFiles_Spooky_M09/02/2015 17:27Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Napster_Search04/01/2009 23:51Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Distracted_Boy05/04/2004 14:41Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@PopUp_Blocker_X10/11/1996 03:32I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Tagged_Network08/13/2000 08:10You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Lag_Victim_0104/16/2006 15:06I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Slow_Clap_Guy03/20/2005 03:58...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!