2003 Vintage: The Gigli Disaster
Ben Affleck and J-Lo. It’s the only movie that is more famous for how much it failed than for what’s in it. Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Gigli Disaster
2003 Vintage: The British in Basra
Why did they wear berets? To show the Americans that “Soft Hearts and Minds” works—right up until it doesn’t. Part of the 39 Military Jokes:… Read More »2003 Vintage: The British in Basra
2002 Archive: The Service Pack 1
Why did the computer feel like a new person? It just got Service Pack 1 and finally remembered how to shut down without crying. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The Service Pack 1
2002 Legacy: The Bluetooth
Why did the blonde brush her teeth with blue ink? She heard she needed “Bluetooth” to connect her phone. Part of the 63 Classic Blonde… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Bluetooth
2002 Legacy: The Robert Redford Honorary Award
Why? Because he’s the only man who could start Sundance and still be the coolest guy in the room at the Kodak Theatre. Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Robert Redford Honorary Award
2001 Archive: The Sorting Hat
“Your mother is like the Sorting Hat.” “Wise?” “No, as soon as you put her in the house, she screams that you don’t belong here.” Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Sorting Hat
2001 Archive: The Spreadsheet Chart
Why was it 3D? Because in 2001, if your bar chart didn’t have a shadow, it wasn’t professional. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Spreadsheet Chart
2000 Archive: Best Alternative Music Performance
Why Mutations by Beck? Because Beck is the only person who can win an “Alternative” award for an album that sounds like a folk record… Read More »2000 Archive: Best Alternative Music Performance
1999 Legacy: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian right-of-way consulting.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Closing Argument
1999 Archive: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy that his crust was “lacking integrity.” Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Pizza