2001 Archive: The Sorting Hat

“Your mother is like the Sorting Hat.” “Wise?” “No, as soon as you put her in the house, she screams that you don’t belong here.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »

A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »

In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »

"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »

In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »

In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »

Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »

Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey? A: ...read more »

"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »

"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »

"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »

@Clueless_Cher12/10/2009 11:57As if! This is too funny.

@X-Gen_Mark11/30/1995 04:22This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Incredibles_Dash12/09/2008 06:37That was super fast and super funny!

@Coffee_Addict01/07/2002 05:06404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Cipher_Steak05/26/2000 12:26Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Scumbag_Steve_X04/17/2014 02:37Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Fire_Background10/18/2004 17:28This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@IMVU_Chatter10/09/2012 11:533D laughs are the best!