Why did they wear berets? To show the Americans that “Soft Hearts and Minds” works—right up until it doesn’t.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Oops, I laughed again!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!