2013 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Searching for Sugar Man win? To prove that you can be a legend in South Africa and a construction worker in Detroit at… Read More »2013 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
2012 Vintage: The Sound
I’m “vibrating” with excitement. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2013, I’m going to stop doing the horse dance. Maybe.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam… Read More »2012 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution
2012 Legacy: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “transparent.” Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World”… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Ghost’s Diet
2011 Vintage: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Energy Shots”? Because 2011 was the year we stopped drinking coffee and started drinking “Concentrated Productivity.” Part of the 76 Office… Read More »2011 Vintage: The New Year Toast
2010 Classic: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new decade! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: The Ketchup
2010 Vintage: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to hit the bulb with a ‘Spear’ off the top of the ladder. Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Pro-Wrestler
2010 Classic: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on my grainy 2009 photos. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The FarmVille Farmer
One, but they have to wait 24 hours for the bulb to “harvest” or pay 5 Farm-Cash to speed it up. Part of the 64… Read More »2009 Archive: The FarmVille Farmer
2009 Archive: The FIFA World Cup Qualifying “Hand of Gaul”
Why was Ireland mad at Thierry Henry? Because he used his hand to help France qualify, proving that in 2009, even sports were as rigged… Read More »2009 Archive: The FIFA World Cup Qualifying “Hand of Gaul”