2023 Classic: The Generative AI
Why did the blonde ask her phone to “generate a sandwich”? She heard AI could make anything and was sad when her screen didn’t taste… Read More »2023 Classic: The Generative AI
2023 Archive: The Travis Scott “UTOPIA”
Why the desert? For the massive return of La Flame, where everyone spent three weeks trying to figure out if that was actually a Beyoncé… Read More »2023 Archive: The Travis Scott “UTOPIA”
2021 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Hostility
Glaring at a small circular automated vacuum cleaner as it rolls across the kitchen floor, treating it like a personal security threat and blocking its… Read More »2021 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Hostility
2021 Legacy: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid &… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Otto
2021 Classic: The “Milk Crate Challenge”
Why was there a pile of yellow crates in the ER? Because 2021 was the year people decided that climbing a pyramid of plastic was… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Milk Crate Challenge”
2020 Vintage: The 2020 Final Emmy Vibe
Why historic? Because it was the year TV stopped being an “industry” and became our shared home, and pajamas became the new ball gown. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The 2020 Final Emmy Vibe
2019 Classic: The Hobbs & Shaw
I told her I’m a super-human. She said, “You’re a ‘super-sleeper’—you napped through the whole movie.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame… Read More »2019 Classic: The Hobbs & Shaw
2019 Legacy: The Disney+
We subscribed to another streaming service. My wife said it’s for the kids. I know it’s so she can watch The Mandalorian and talk about “Baby Yoda”… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Disney+
2019 Legacy: The Peppa Pig Fan
One, but they have to jump in muddy puddles first. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Peppa Pig Fan
2018 Vintage: The Ariana Grande (thank u, next) Fan
“One taught me love, one taught me patience, and one (the old bulb) taught me pain. Thank u, next!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Ariana Grande (thank u, next) Fan