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“One taught me love, one taught me patience, and one (the old bulb) taught me pain. Thank u, next!”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

We've entered the new millennium. The Y2K scare was a huge disapp...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

@Resident_Evil_Z11/18/2010 16:10Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Austin_Powers_Groovy04/04/2011 10:19Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Net_Addict_200001/11/2014 20:13My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Futurama_Bender02/13/2000 08:43Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Married_With_Kids09/08/1996 11:26Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@C++_Dev_9809/04/2007 22:48I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Napoleon_Dyna07/21/2013 05:18Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!