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Why did the blonde throw a clock out the window?

Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:

She wanted to see time fly.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander04/01/2003 09:20C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@AskJeeves_Fan03/30/1999 06:03Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Simpson_Quotes02/27/2009 04:27D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Firewire_Fan10/15/1997 15:23Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@BackToFuture_M01/04/2012 01:21Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde throw a clock out the window?”

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    User_806 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

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