2002 Classic: The Minority Report Cop
They arrest the bulb before it burns out. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Handspring Treo
Why was it so big? Because putting a phone and a PDA together required the space of a small brick. Part of the 79 Office… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Handspring Treo
2001 Vintage: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can you fix it with a 3D printer?” “It’s 2001, not 2021! I use a drill and a prayer.” Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Dentist
2000 Classic: The Airline Food
Why did the passenger ask for the “Vegetarian Option”? Because he figured the “mystery pasta” was safer than the “mystery meat” in the new millennium.… Read More »2000 Classic: The Airline Food
1999 Archive: The Y2K Emergency Shelter
The parish trustees officially voting to store fifty cases of canned peaches and three hundred gallons of water in the church basement just in case… Read More »1999 Archive: The Y2K Emergency Shelter
1999 Archive: The Lou Bega “Mambo No. 5” Loop
Why was the guest list so specific? Because we needed a little bit of Monica, Erica, Rita, and Tina just to keep the song accurate.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Lou Bega “Mambo No. 5” Loop
1999 Vintage: The DSL
We got high-speed internet. Now we can get frustrated by the computer ten times faster than before. Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The DSL
1997 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Alex
1997 Classic: The Mars Pathfinder
Why did the rover go to Mars? Because it needed some “space.” Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Classic: The Mars Pathfinder
1997 Vintage: The Hanson “MMMBop” Mystery
No one knows what the lyrics mean, but we’ve all agreed to hum along until the 21st century starts. Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Hanson “MMMBop” Mystery