Why was the guest list so specific? Because we needed a little bit of Monica, Erica, Rita, and Tina just to keep the song accurate.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Classic: The "Good Luck, Babe!" Anthem
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2024 Vintage: The Deadpool & Wolverine Hype
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39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.