The parish trustees officially voting to store fifty cases of canned peaches and three hundred gallons of water in the church basement just in case the electric grid collapses when the clock strikes midnight.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
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2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
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2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
This humor took me to new heights!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!