2006 Archive: The Ricky Bobby
“If you ain’t first-light, you’re last-light!” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The YouTube Cat Interrogation
Staring at the newly launched website called YouTube and asking why the grandchildren are wasting perfectly good electricity to watch a grainy three-second video of… Read More »2005 Classic: The YouTube Cat Interrogation
2005 Vintage: The Sin City Fan
One, but the bulb only shines in black and white (except for the red one). Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Sin City Fan
2005 Legacy: The Sony PSP Launch
Why were the kids sitting in the shade? Because they finally had a handheld console that looked like a spaceship and allowed them to play… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Sony PSP Launch
2004 Legacy: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the wrong server. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Massachusetts Same-Sex Marriage Ruling
Why was May 17th historic? Because Massachusetts became the first state to say “I do” to gay marriage, giving both parties something to argue about… Read More »2004 Archive: The Massachusetts Same-Sex Marriage Ruling
2003 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Macro
Why did the office stop? Because the 2003 “Security Warning” blocked the macro that had been running the company since 1997. Part of the 66… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Spreadsheet Macro
2003 Classic: The Jet
“Are You Gonna Be My Girl?” I asked her this. She said, “I’ve been your girl for ten years, get a new line.” Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Jet
2003 Archive: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Lemon Yellow” font? So the client would have a “sour taste” in their mouth before they even got to the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Small Print
2003 Legacy: The Wine
I’m “aging” like a fine pun. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified