2015 Legacy: The Best Animated Short
Why did Feast win? To prove that a hungry puppy is the best way to tell a love story in under six minutes. Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Best Animated Short
2015 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2015 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
2014 Legacy: Selfie Sticks
Why was there a metal pole hitting the chandelier? Because it was the “Year of the Selfie Stick,” and Dad spent the whole meal trying… Read More »2014 Legacy: Selfie Sticks
2014 Vintage: The Final 2014 Political Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Shift”? Because the “Post-War Order” officially cracked, the “Digital Era” became our new boss, and we all realized… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Final 2014 Political Vibe
2014 Vintage: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Hatch
2013 Legacy: The Diet
“I’m eating ‘Clean’.” “What does that mean?” “I wash my donuts before I eat them.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Diet
2013 Archive: The Cleaning
She brought a high-powered flashlight to the guest room. She said she’s looking for “dust, or a reason to stay another week.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Cleaning
2012 Vintage: The “Locked Out of Heaven”
Bruno Mars sounds like The Police now. I’m okay with it; my dad is confused by it. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Locked Out of Heaven”
2012 Archive: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Archive: The Cake
2012 Vintage: The Spider
I’m “weaving” a new destiny. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified