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2013 Legacy: The Diet

“I’m eating ‘Clean’.” “What does that mean?” “I wash my donuts before I eat them.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon's Hobby
"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition
In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Charmed_Ones01/17/1995 17:21The power of three... laughs!
@Pizza_Pizza_9903/01/2001 13:03Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@BitTorrent_0106/22/1995 00:44Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Steve-O_Wild05/14/2006 19:47Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Last_Commenter07/20/1996 09:36Saving the best laugh for last!

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