2011 Vintage: The 2011 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of “The Sandler-pocalypse,” a moment so pure in its badness that it will never be… Read More »2011 Vintage: The 2011 Final Razzie Vibe
2010 Archive: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not changing it, I’m ‘isometric-holding’ the darkness out of the room.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Bodybuilder
2010 Vintage: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Twitter Ministry Update
2010 Archive: The Kindle
She asked if her Kindle can read my mind. I said no. She said, “Good, I’d hate to be bored by what’s going on in… Read More »2010 Archive: The Kindle
2009 Vintage: The “Slumdog Millionaire” Sweep
Why was the trivia so competitive? Because the movie won 8 Oscars, and everyone felt like they were one question away from escaping the “slums”… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Slumdog Millionaire” Sweep
2008 Classic: The Egg
I’m “cracking” under the pressure. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Wine List
“I’ll have the red. The one that matches the lines on the charts.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron… Read More »2008 Archive: The Wine List
2008 Vintage: The Clock
I’m “ticking” off the days. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on everyone’s nerves today. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a digital recorder to the funeral? To capture any “deathbed confessions” that could be used for a probate challenge. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Inheritance